Who's too terrified of his own sexuality but can't stop touching his penis?
Hey you clueless noob in need of guidance, look no further.
I will guide you with a gentle but sassy hand as I very slowly drain your wallet, balls and soul.
Let's chat so I can help you figure out just which kind of jerky boy are you.
This also goes for you creepy perv who can't get off unless he's balls deep in something sick and twisted.
I totally understand that every male has needs and I'm all here for it.
Together we'll navigate the dark path of your forbidden desires, a total safe haven for all your wickedness to manifest.
Last but definitely not least a shout out to my sissies, cuckolds, beta males looking for a dominant brat who will finally make you her pet, let's talk. ;)
